This here rodeo ain't your momma's backyard barbecue. This is the real deal, with fancy fellas sportin' their best duds. They're struttin' about like they own the place, lookin' like somethin' outta a publication. You got your shoes shined up to a gleam, your straps bucklin' and bouncin', and your headgear tipped just right. It's a whole lotta grac